Beating the Odds

Poker is much like making love. You have to know when to amplify the gambles, when to fold and when to bluff. And when you get to the prize, in either, it's normally enough to keep your game going until the next one comes along.

Females are equivalent to poker hands. There are a lot of pairs out there. From time to time you should locate a sweet little number that is identical to a full house. On the other hand, how often do you apprehend a natural royal flush? Not repeatedly. And if you ever get a lady like this it's much better stick to her. That's what I call lady luck.

I may not be aware of how many females that I have come across that are much like a straight? They go straight for your wallet. Or how many are much like a flush? Sure, I get flushed, but it merely lasts for not many minutes and then I would like to accede to a casino.

I can think of one chick I knew that was more like a crap game. Every time she threw she threw bullets. One for my heart as well as one for my back. I was not able to win with that one so I abandoned craps.

And another time there was one female that was like gambling on a horse race. She was a charming little filly but just at the necessary moment she would pull up lame. I don't know how many bottles of aspirin she went through. I constantly betted on her to win. But she always seemed to come around then leave.

After that there was the love of my life. A dashing dame that is identical to Blackjack. It didn't make a difference how many times I hit her she repeatedly came up twenty one. Now that's class.

Right now I'm with a dame that is much like a slot machine. She is repeatedly tugging my chain until I cough up all my coins.

Regardless of how I look at it, a woman is a gamble. They are either stealing my heart or my cash. I guess that is what makes it appealing. I just cannot ascertain a means to beat their odds. They at all times seem to be fixed against you. Therefore, I'm working on a system. And after a while I'll beat those odds.

(c) 2006 Hank Bolt.

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